Driving: To at least three of you: I will never get in a car again with you behind the wheel. That goes for golf carts and if we take a bike ride, I want you out front, so I can see the accident coming.
Food: I am 'thinking about dessert', does not mean double chocolate with whipped cream in a small tub delivered to my room. Having your own stash of carry-out styrofoam is an obvious giveaway to your intentions. But mostly, thank all of you for not cooking like the ladies in my family of origin.
Television & DVRs: I had no idea some of those shows even existed. Those I did know about, I was sure I knew no one who watched them. It truly must take all kinds. Wii, on the other hand, is an entirely different issue.
Pets: I love all the cats, even the ones that won't come out to play. Those last two dogs were pretty cool too, but they smelled like gingerbread.
Mattresses: Many thanks to anyone who owns a firm guest bed. So far no one has caught me sleeping on the floor.
Alcohol: I approve of the upgrades you have all made in the variety and quality of your imbibing concoctions. Particularly the grape-based liquids.
Hot Tubs: Two perfect. One empty. One tepid.
Availability of Suitably Aged Female Companionship: You are all miserable failures, except one.
Wildlife: This would be the Sierra Club type of wildlife, not the variety inferred in the previous category. A gold star to Mt. Shasta, silver to the Windsor foxes, bronze to the white cat.
Best Sci-Fi Series: Hands down the offering at Beit Malkhut.
Smallest Hut which can actually be lived in: Golden Ridge in Sebastopol.
Best Grill: Gallop Road, Weed California.
Best Wine: Five way tie.
Best Barbeque: Everett & Jones, Berkeley, Ca.
Best Bunch of 60+ yr. olds to party with: K College Reunion, OK so maybe not so much partying but still great to see everyone.
I would rebook at any of the stops I have made this year. Now on to the southern portion of our travel program.