How to Win the Presidency

This came to me several months ago, but because of Bernie I left my thoughts unwritten. It was a day in May where I saw these two bits of media crap. Donald had declared former Playboy Bunny a third rate hooker, she had claim they dated.

On the same day, it was reported that Hillary had been heard to say "get the fucking retards out of my office" in response to children having an easter egg hunt.

So here is my secret to winning the presidency, STFU!

If either Hillary or Donald goes absolutely mute, they couldn't help but win. Not with the other side spewing vitriol, nonsense and outright lies.

Now if we could somehow get them both to shut up . . .

and for the democrats

No we are not switching to Hillary because she has stolen won the nomination, you see some of us don't vote blue or red or against the other guy; we want to cast our vote for someone we believe in and she ain't it.

You think she is really worth your vote, I dare you to READ THIS: 27 Questions for Hillary Voters.

In Honor of the Republican National Convention

by the way . . . The Donald never said this, there was no 1998 People Magazine interview but in keeping with the torrent of lies from both Trump and Hillary, why not throw a little gasoline on the smoldering pile of dung we call the presidential election.

Come On In

As you can imagine, this was going to be yet another commentary on the U.S. election. However, I am trying to wean myself from both the images and the rhetoric of that miasma.

Therefore today, I give you Carcharodon carcharias or the Great White Shark. Relate the image to whatever pops into your mind, as you remember the first time you saw Jaws.

Were you uncomfortable with your legs dangling down in the dark theatre?

No, No, No I'm not going there. The American electorate are not chum.

Happy Fourth!

Ponder for a moment what that 85% could do for our national health, education, economy; not to mention the relief the rest of the world will feel from the end of our endless war.